THIS IS MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME FROM THE SIMPSONS
nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore sIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS TO COURT WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BB SHOES-
TWENTY NINE DOLLARS
EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT
The Avengers 1978 movie promo
BONUS:
who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
nobody
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
- 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
- to be continued
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
because you know mccoy’s MD pretty much means he’s getting a single, and eventually jim’s going to be like, “that’s half mine,” even though what?
click-through to avoid unnecessary eyestrain
i hate that there is such a mob mentality for hating things on tumblr and then people judge you for liking that thing
- i will listen to rap if i want to
- i will be religious if i want to
- i will eat healthy if i want to
- i will embrace traditional gender roles for myself if i want to
- i will have political views that are my own and not from the tumblr hive
- and you and your patronizing comments won’t change a thing
I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three
I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
