i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
color palette project: fred and george + 1
He just shit on your whole life, bitch.
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
John Mulaney. He’s hilarious. He writes for SNL. And his entire stand up special is on Youtube. It’s called New In Town. Go watch it and cry like I did.